deeply abnormal about certain narratives, prone to talking puck like a cis white dude in his mid thirties, fantasy hockey junkie

new jersey devils, vegas golden knights, florida panthers, drummondville volts, boston college, boston university, [redacted]

max lacroix, dougie hamilton, alex holtz, cole hutson, gabriel perreault, teddy stiga, macklin celebrini, luke woodworth, simon nemec, shane lachance, brendan smith, ondrej psenicka, dawson mercer, ryan leonard, cole eiserman, will smith